All the single pizzas
YOU CANT CHANGE THE VOLUME OF THE VOICE IN YOUR HEAD
FUCKING TRY I DARE YOU
ITS IMPOSSIBLE AND ITS REALLY FUCKING WITH MY MIND SOMEONE HUG ME
I CAN MAKE IT SCREAM WITHOUT GETTING LOUDER
H E L P
Holy shit whispering is the same volume as shouting as loud as I can
No matter the volume, it’s all still an emotionless monotone.
midgardian etiquette 101: when going to their homes, hang your coat first or in some cases, your mjolnir.
naw maybe it’s actually asgardian custom to check your weapons at the door
It was medieval custom to check your weapons at the door of the meadhall before greeting the king of the place you were going to. It was courteous and showed respect. You can see it in Beowulf.
what i don’t understand is how that hook can hold the mjolnir.
the hook is worthy
the hook is worthy
Peter Pan would disagree.
I’ve not read the comics but I always figured Mjolnir wasn’t heavy so much as stubborn, and if it decided it didn’t wanna move it just wouldn’t. It sits on Loki, rather than crushing him in Thor 1, and in Avengers it rests on the floor of the ship, and trying to pick it up Hulk starts breaking the floor with his weight, but Mjolnir doesn’t seem to weight anything at all (If it was as heavy as Hulk implied, it would drag the whole ship to the ground right?). Mjolnir isn’t heavy, cos its not going down, instead it is a fixed point and everything else just moves around it. Hence, the hook doesn’t hold it, it merely remains in place.
so what you’re trying to say is that Mjolnir is like a chicken head
instead it is a fixed point and everything else just moves around it.
OK SO WHAT YOU ARE SAYING
IS THAT WHEN THIS HAMMER WAS FORGED IN THE HEART OF A STAR IT BECAME A FIXED QUANTUM POINT
AND THE UNIVERSE MOVES AROUND IT—AND THOR IS THE ONLY ONE WITH THE PROPER RESONANCE TO INTERACT WITH IT ON A QUANTUM LEVEL
AND SO HE IS THE ONLY ONE WITH THE LEVERAGE REQUIRED TO SHIFT THE REST OF THE UNIVERSE AROUND THE FIXED POINT THAT IS MJOLNIR
THIS MAKES SO MUCH SENSE
DUDE YOU GUYS SCIENCED THORS HAMMER THAT IS AWESOME
can someone translate this i dont know british
I’ll do my best
*ahem* AY YO MA
PUT EM UP, PUT EM UP! I’LL TAKE YA ON! I TAKE YA WITH ONE PAW TIED BEHIND ME BACK! I’LL FIGHT YA STANDIN’ ON ONE FOOT! I’LL FIGHT YA WITH MY EYES CLOSED!
i want to exercise but i dont want people to see me
i feel this on a spiritual level
today we studied gender and language, and how language is misogynistic with words like “slut”. so i wrote “fuck the patriarchy” at the top of my page for fun. then we did an exercise on describing colour. for number 1, i wrote “mustard”, because it was a dirty yellow colour. then she moved on, leaving me with these notes:
it just looks like i got really angry about sexism then started a grocery list
Girls are told to be skinny but not too skinny and to wear makeup but not so much that guys can tell and to dress in revealing clothes but not too revealing or else you’re a slut and a hundred other contradictory standards so I think guys can deal with being made fun of for wearing fedoras
*reads first book in series* wow I can’t put this book down it is perfectly written and fantastic
*reads second book in series* everything I wanted to happen in the first book is happening now cue plot twist
*reads final book* what the actual fuck
Did you mean: The Hunger Games series
Or: The Clockwork Angel Series
My kitten printer is running low on toner. [x]
This little kid fell and the seal seemed to be very worried about her
“Look at me I’m beautiful and graceful and oh shit kid you ok”
That’s a sea lion.